101 Things Not To Do Before You Die

Richard Wilson (he was one of the people who came up with Have I Got News For You, so we like him) has written one of those list books - Can't Be Arsed:

Top of my list would be cleaning-like stuff, but Wilson has wider horizons. Thinking about going to the Pyramids/Machu Picchu/the Taj Mahal/Thailand? Forget it. They're all so crowded/dirty/dangerous/lame.

Clever Mr Wilson - because the only thing slightly better than going to these places is being so worldy-wise and weary that you can be dismissive about them - after all I was moaning about the Pyramids (because I've been there, you know!) only the other week. And I was right.

  • The Eiffel Tower
  • Tokyo Tower
  • Any tower
  • Madam Tussauds

It's a work in progress.

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